If he has a MAGA hat–he’s racist
If he has a confederate flag–he’s racist
If he has an American flag hanging in his room–he’s racist
If he tells you you look better with your hair straightened–he’s racist
If he won’t let you speak in your native tongue–he’s racist
If his pet names for you are Ling ling, Fido, or anything describing your ethnicity–he’s racist
If he uses you to say slang or slurs–he’s racist
If he uses you as an excuse for his racist behaviors–he’s racist
If he says “I’m not racist, my girlfriend (boyfriend or partner) is–” –he’s racist
If he usually dates white girls but you’re the exception–he’s racist
If he likes Quentin Tarantino movies–he’s racist
If he wears Native tribal headdresses–he’s racist
If he unbuttons his shirt too low–he’s racist
If he owns vineyard vines clothing–he’s racist
If he drinks white claws–he’s racist
If he plays devil’s advocate a bit too frequently–he’s racist
If he posts fishing pictures–he’s racist
If all his friends are white–he’s racist
If being called racist emotionally wrecks him–he’s racist
Most likely if he’s white–he’s racist
