by DOWN’s Editorial Board
1. Race & Gender in American Literature will get enough TAs
2. ER&M will get departmental status
3. We’ll finally know what the Schwarzman Center is for
4. Yale will have as many tenured Native faculty members as it has war criminals
5. Hillary Clinton will successfully hit the quan
6. Macklemore will leave Black people alone
7. New Haven weather will finally make up it’s damn mind
8. The senior managing editors of DOWN will find fucks to give
