8 Things That Will Happen Before Frank Ocean Drops His New Album

by DOWN’s Editorial Board
1. Race & Gender in American Literature will get enough TAs
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2. ER&M will get departmental status
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3. We’ll finally know what the Schwarzman Center is for
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4. Yale will have as many tenured Native faculty members as it has war criminals
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5. Hillary Clinton will successfully hit the quan
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6. Macklemore will leave Black people alone
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7. New Haven weather will finally make up it’s damn mind
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8. The senior managing editors of DOWN will find fucks to give
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