If he has a MAGA hat–he’s racist If he has a confederate flag–he’s racist If he has an American flag hanging in his room–he’s racist If he tells you you look better with your hair straightened–he’s racist If he won’t let you speak in your native tongue–he’s racist If his pet names for you are…
Category: Humor
8 Types of People to Avoid on Cross Campus
New Haven is warming up, and what used to be the blissfully unpopulated shortcut through cross campus is turning into a stereotypical quad on the cover of a college brochure. While seeing everyone act as if they’ve never seen the sun before can be endearing at first, within ten minutes cross campus becomes a minefield…
I Love You Hazza
Dear Harry, Hey. How are you? You’ve had a busy week–past few months, actually. With your new movie and single (and hopefully album pretty soon) I’m sure you haven’t had much time to rest. I just wanted to let you know that I see you and the fruits of your labor are not going to…
Celebs that Look Like Yt Jesus
Hey there. In honor of Good Friday, and the truthful statement that Jesus was a dark-skinned Palestinian man, I would like to share with you some white men who look like dirty Jesus. 1) Jared Leto Jared Leto could be white Jesus, if white Jesus had multiple sexual assault allegations against him. 2) Harry Styles…
Things to Protect Like Your Virginity
DOWN asked an assortment of Catholic Latinas what things should be treated with the respect as sexual virginity. DOWN then asked Catholic Latinx students how they treat those same items. Your car “I give all my friends free rides in my car. At least 3 people are in there at any time. The car rides…